A tiny tribute for fans of that unnervingly polite office culture. This pint-sized felt pennant features retro Lumon-era blue, crisp white lettering, and navy felt trim—an unmistakable nod to corporate courtesy taken just a little too far.
Sized at 4" x 6", it’s small enough to slip inside a greeting card but bold enough to hang on display. The metal eyelet makes it ready for a Christmas tree, cubicle wall, locker, or anywhere an optional handshake might be… requested.
Perfect for Severance fans, office-humor lovers, or anyone who enjoys mixing holiday cheer with slightly unsettling professionalism.
